added 2007 Wed May 9 19:50:21 by TweekerchickQC
I agree with Andrew Grove, a former head of Intel, who's famous for the jolly slogan "Only the paranoid survive." This may or may not be true, but it's certainly an effective position from which to fight the daily battle. Here are just some of the things that can happen to the insufficiently grim.
I agree with Andrew Grove, a former head of Intel, who's famous for the jolly slogan "Only the paranoid survive." This may or may not be true, but it's certainly an effective position from which to fight the daily battle. Here are just some of the things that can happen to the insufficiently grim.
added 2007 Mon Mar 12 21:15:46 by STONERS
In just about any other place, the sight of a man and woman pushing a stroller would be welcomed as a sign of stability and safety. In San Francisco's heavily gay Castro District, some people can't help but think: There goes the neighborhood.
In just about any other place, the sight of a man and woman pushing a stroller would be welcomed as a sign of stability and safety. In San Francisco's heavily gay Castro District, some people can't help but think: There goes the neighborhood.
added 2007 Sat Mar 3 11:22:27 by ind06
THE ONION RADIO NEWS with Doyle Redland reporting: An Elderly member of the Hells Angels known only as "Snake" savagely attacked Benefits Manager Jerry Russo late last night in the hope of securing a better deal on prescription drugs.
THE ONION RADIO NEWS with Doyle Redland reporting: An Elderly member of the Hells Angels known only as "Snake" savagely attacked Benefits Manager Jerry Russo late last night in the hope of securing a better deal on prescription drugs.
added 2007 Sun Feb 25 9:43:51 by ind06
THE ONION RADIO NEWS with Doyle Redland reporting: The discovery of the mutilated remains of serial-killer Henry "The Wrigleyville Stabber" Fiske has shaken homicidal maniacs throughout northern Indiana and ushered in a new era of fear, suspicion and mistrust.
THE ONION RADIO NEWS with Doyle Redland reporting: The discovery of the mutilated remains of serial-killer Henry "The Wrigleyville Stabber" Fiske has shaken homicidal maniacs throughout northern Indiana and ushered in a new era of fear, suspicion and mistrust.
added 2007 Thu Feb 8 7:26:48 by ind06
Why do 99.999999999999999999999% of the Earth's scientists believe in global warming? I dispute the premise. There are entire fields of scientists who have never gone on record supporting global warming. Like who? Astrologists. Reflexologists. And most importantly, Scientologists. Those people study science, after all.
Why do 99.999999999999999999999% of the Earth's scientists believe in global warming? I dispute the premise. There are entire fields of scientists who have never gone on record supporting global warming. Like who? Astrologists. Reflexologists. And most importantly, Scientologists. Those people study science, after all.
added 2007 Sat Jan 13 0:14:16 by ind06
Scientists, are labeled as serious, with no time for fun. But two University of Chicago physicists proved that even the most buttoned-down professionals enjoy a good laugh. The Drs. unveiled their "most hilarious work yet": an oversize novelty atom that measures "a ridiculously huge" 8.2 x 10-10 meters in diameter.
Scientists, are labeled as serious, with no time for fun. But two University of Chicago physicists proved that even the most buttoned-down professionals enjoy a good laugh. The Drs. unveiled their "most hilarious work yet": an oversize novelty atom that measures "a ridiculously huge" 8.2 x 10-10 meters in diameter.
